Happy Birthday Harry!
Happy birthday, J. K. Rowling, too!
And Richard Griffiths! The perfect uncle Vernon.
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything
the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
Mark my words, that guy is going to be te next big thing!
"He doesn’t have a girlfriend, he can cook, and he loves his mother." - Mel B