englishproblems:

Happy Birthday Harry!

Happy birthday, J. K. Rowling, too!

And Richard Griffiths! The perfect uncle Vernon.

(Source: daleyprophet)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

morgran:

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong


Mark my words, that guy is going to be te next big thing!

"He doesn’t have a girlfriend, he can cook, and he loves his mother." - Mel B

The more real you get the more unreal the world gets.
John Lennon (via acrylicalchemy)

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

(Source: computer-gaze)